>>2061307>Superior to bicyclesPeople who use bikes are either poor as fuck or doing it for sport, your shitty vespa fits into neither category. It's too expensive and easy to steal for a hobo to own, and they don't provide any exercise, which is why I only ever see fat men riding them.
>superior to electric scootersNot really, because you can't fold your shit up and store it inside your tiny shitty apartment like scooter owners do. Even if Vespas were superior to electric scooters, that's not much to brag about.
>superior to motorcyclesNot at all, Vespas are inferior in every single way except gas mileage, which is never an issue for motorcycles anyway. Motorcycles are more easily seen by other drivers, give the rider more protection, accelerate faster, have higher top speeds, have more cargo space, and women like them a lot more than fucking Vespas.
For the record, I drive a Porsche Cayenne and I own 1 bicycle for sport/exercise/fun. I don't even own a motorcycle, but you're full of shit if you think your pathetic little Vespa is better in any way.
