>>955608Well, I start by not using babby words like 'cager' because only immature little babbys use words like that. Then I ignore the entire question and JUST RIDE, because I'm not an immature, inexperienced, unskilled, scared little rabbit of a babby who quakes and quivers in his gym shoes while riding 10mph down his quiet suburban street on his $300 Walmart bike when the nice older lady who lives on the corner drives carefully by, giving at least 3 feet of space, at a whole blazing 25mph. Seriously some of you should, ironically enough, sell off your bikes (or just give them back to the thrift store) and never go anywhere without the protective metal and mass of a CAR around you, because you're too scared, clumsy, irresponsbile, and immature to ride a bike safely on public roads -- or, I suspect, on bike paths, either. Don't feel too bad, though, being athletic in any way just isn't for everyone, just like there isn't 'someone for everyone' out there in the world. Just content yourself with taking the bus everywhere, being foreveralone, and fantacizing about your waifus, it's good enough for you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go get ready. I'm driving in my CAR to a mountain about 140 miles from here, that I'm going to climb on my bike, and (gasp!) there will be CARS on the road with me, oh my, what ever will I DO? SO scary! LOL, I won't even hardly notice the cars, U MAD, scared little babbys? Oooh, then I'll come screaming *down* the mountain, at least 3 or 4 times as fast as you can ever ride (the aforementioned 10mph, that is, as fast as your chubby, ankle-less legs can ever propel your obese bodies on the flat, with a tailwind); does imagining that make you feel like you're going to pee yourself? LOL
But seriously, stay off our roads, scared little babbys. Your complete and utter lack of skill and confidence is, ironically, what makes things unsafe, not any educated, trained, tested, licensed, and insured motor vehicle operators.
