>>955795>Because slamming stems is a threadless meme and no one ever slammed quill stems.Stay casual, Fred.
>Some better questions -Why are you pretending your hiten/ plain gauge shitter is a modern race bike?I'm not. That's what my Madone is for.
>Why do you have a speedoI don't.
>and why have you cabled it so badly?How should I cable it?
>Why do you use old shit tier rectangular brake blocks?Because it's an 80s bike and I still have the brake pads it came with. (not sure if they're stock, but they were on it when I bought it from some guy) They work fine, no need to replace them until they wear out.
>Why don't you have a seat tube bottle cage (hose clamps)?Because three bottle cages is sufficient (but two is not). And because that would look stupid and likely be insecure.
>Why do you block your rack topI only use my rack for panniers.
>and your lightI use transparent water bottles. The light shines very brightly through them (about equally as brightly as without them).
>with ugly unstable trifag bullshit?It's not ugly or unstable. It's extremely secure. I also don't think it's the same kind of mount as trifags use, but I'm not certain. I have that setup because I go through a lot of water when I ride. I have four bottle cages on the bike that I normally use for my long rides.
>Why don't you get some aero brake levers?Because I'm not a fucking fred and I have no intention of using this bike to race. That's what my Madone is for.
>Why do you force memes?What memes am I forcing, you fucking downtube?