If we had an /n/ meetup it would basically be fit as fuck dudes with nice bikes, good social lives, successful with hot girlfriends and then morbidly obese trainfags sperging out in the corner. There would probably be some military dudes and engineer types from the aviation threads.

Also baconrider would ride in on a recumbent and would basically blather giberish at people, I imagine him wearing a bandana to cover his face and sunglasses.