>>990627>https://www.msccustoms.com/>$350 $350 $350 so many new bikes coming out of the shop! Take advance of our discounted prices!>pic relatedHaha these niggas fucked you and all the people you see on here! They probably saw you walking into the store and thought:
Tyrone: "Hmmmm.... my mouth gets watery looking at the juicy hips of this little sucker. I bet he stacked with dead presidents. Come on Jamal bro, let's fuck 'em! Whadda'ya say bro?"
Jamal: "Ah man... mah dick is gettin' tired from slammin' all these motherfuckers. But yea sure, let's get some green my nigga!"
Then they stepped towards you saying:
Tyrone: "Hey ma man. Welcome to Tyrone customs, the hippest bike spot in town. Whatcha lookin' for?"
You: "Uh, I just want something that looks ridiculously retarded and will turn all the heads in my minimalist french movie art class group. It should also hint at my latent homosexuality if that's possible."
Jamal: "Oooooh my man... I think we got just the right shit for you. Take a look at the exclusive Tyrone Customs Homoplex right here. This particular model is a limited edition in 'Pissed-Smurf-Pant Blue' and for you my man... we'll slap on an extra set of blue pedals to go along with it and a cheap Chinese made rat-leather saddle for only 100 $ extra."
You: "Hmm... I think I want to purchase this vehicle sir."
And then Tyrone and Jamal unzipped their cargo shorts and gently inserted the mighty negro penis into your sweet virgin asshole and thrusted you bloody. And YOU liked it. This is why you're here on this mongolian child porn image board, posting about the gas pipe dildo they have left you with, in remembrance of the ecstatic time you had that day in the bike shop. You lucky son of a bitch you. ;^)
