I fucking hate chiggers so fucking much. Kill chiggers. Behead chiggers. Roundhouse kick a chigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a chigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate in a chiggers food. Launch chiggers into the sun. Stir fry chiggers in a wok. Toss chiggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a chiggers gas tank. Judo throw chiggers into a wood chipper. Twist chiggers heads off. Report chiggers to the IRS. Karate chop chiggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black chiggers. Trap chiggers in quicksand. Crush chiggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy chiggers in a vat of acid. Eat chiggers. Dissect chiggers. Exterminate chiggers in the gas chamber. Stomp chigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate chiggers in the oven. Lobotomize chiggers. Mandatory abortions for chiggers. Grind chigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown chiggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize chiggers with a ray gun. Kick old chiggers down the stairs. Feed chiggers to alligators. Slice chiggers with a katana.
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