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Texas to ban dildos at walmart

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2024 06:47:59 No.1368023 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1368025 >>1368026 >>1368062 >>1368063

https://evrimagaci.org/tpg/texas-lawmaker-proposes-banning-sex-toys-from-pharmacies-85920
Why does someone need more than 6 dildos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2024 07:25:51 No.1368025 Report

Quoted By: >>1368027 >>1368060

>>1368023
Southern anons start buying up sex toys. If shit like this goes through, you'll have a very eager black market ready to pay out the ass for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2024 07:30:19 No.1368026 Report

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>>1368023
Well, you see, if they don't allow more than six, this will stop all the mass dildo'n you read about every day in the news.

Won't somebody please think of the children?

Also, proposed != enacted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2024 07:32:01 No.1368027 Report

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>>1368025
I started a firm producing gold plated butt plugs once. Was just about to scale to 10,000 units/month when I got a cease n desist from apple's lawers.

Turns out they've a monoply on overpriced toys for arseholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2024 16:27:20 No.1368060 Report

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>>1368025
>pay out the ass
I see what you did there

house hubby needs 7 dildos

house hubby needs 7 dildos Thu 12 Dec 2024 16:39:36 No.1368062 Report

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>>1368023
My penis stopped working(age, diabetes, medication),so I need 7 strapons to satisfy my husband. I soak 6 at a time to sterilize them and kill the monkey pox and what have you. A bonus is that my penis gas never been so clean . Walmart was my go to store to buy cheap dicks. I find that the ones I buy fromm Amazon have fecal matter on them, as they are made in chyyNa, and the chyyNese aborted 2 generations of girls and use them during their assembly line breaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2024 16:48:38 No.1368063 Report

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>>1368023
So this is where my tax dollars go. So lawmakers can get paid to ban dildos.

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