https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands A group of barren, uninhabited volcanic islands near Antarctica, covered in glaciers and home to penguins, have been swept up in Donald Trump’s trade war, as the US president hit them with a 10% tariff on goods.
Heard Island and McDonald Islands, which form an external territory of Australia, are among the remotest places on Earth, accessible only via a two-week boat voyage from Perth on Australia’s west coast. They are completely uninhabited, with the last visit from people believed to be nearly 10 years ago.
Nevertheless, Heard and McDonald islands featured in a list released by the White House of “countries” that would have new trade tariffs imposed.
The Australian prime minister, Anthony Albanese, said on Thursday: “Nowhere on Earth is safe.”
Heard Island and McDonald Islands are among several “external territories” of Australia listed separately in the tariff list to Australia, which will see a 10% tariff imposed on its goods.
External territories are part of Australia and not self-governing but have a unique relationship with the federal government. Such territories featured on the White House list were the Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Christmas Island and Norfolk Island.
Norfolk Island, which has a population of 2,188 people and lies 1,600km (1,000 miles) north-east of Sydney, was slugged with a tariff of 29% – 19 percentage points higher than the rest of Australia.
In 2023, Norfolk Island exported US$655,000 (A$1.04m) worth of goods to the US, with its main export being US$413,000 (A$658,000) worth of leather footwear, according to Observatory of Economic Complexity data.
But George Plant, the administrator of Norfolk Island, disputed the data. He told the Guardian: “There are no known exports from Norfolk Island to the United States and no tariffs or known non-tariff trade barriers on goods coming to Norfolk Island.”
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Albanese said on Thursday: “Norfolk Island has got a 29% tariff. I’m not quite sure that Norfolk Island, with respect to it, is a trade competitor with the giant economy of the United States, but that just shows and exemplifies the fact that nowhere on Earth is safe from this.” The export figures from Heard Island and McDonald Islands are even more perplexing. The territory does have a fishery but no buildings or human habitation whatsoever. Despite this, according to export data from the World Bank, the US imported US$1.4m (A$2.23m) of products from Heard Island and McDonald Islands in 2022, nearly all of which was “machinery and electrical” imports. It was not immediately clear what those goods were. In the five years prior, imports from Heard Island and McDonald Islands ranged from US$15,000 (A$24,000) to US$325,000 (A$518,000) per year. The White House, the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade and the Australian Antarctic Division were contacted for comment.
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They appear to have just asked some LLM for what to do and accepted its outputs uncritically. We've jumped from a government occupied by retarded boomers to a government occupied by redditors who think that LLMs are magic omniscient supercomputer oracles (and also still a lot of retarded boomers).
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>>1398028 No doubt Musk gave them the bright idea.
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>>1398028 I love how they released their equation to prove it wasn't just deficit divided by exports, and the equation is literally just deficit divided by exports with two extra symbols that always cancel each other out to make it seem fancier.
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>>1398080 The executive branch is essentially being run by Elon's shitty chatGPT knockoff at this point because half of the administration is too retarded to even try to come up with policy, and the other half are con artists completely indifferent to actually governing.
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>>1398084 >>1398082 >>1398080 >>1398028 This is so wild.
Someone asks 5 different llms how to apply tariffs effectively, and they all reply with what the trump admin did.
There is no way all 5 llms could arrive at the same answer unless if this was some sort of common sense or common calculation.
Proof that the Trump administration is controlling large tech companies and forcing them to agree with what he says.
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>>1398086 is it any surprise that the entire system is bought and sold when wealth disparity is the worst it's probably ever been in history
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>>1398086 or they just all steal from each other and thus tend to come to similar conclusions due similar/outright stole training.
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>>1398088 I was shitposting. This isn't a conspiracy anon, but thanks for taking the bait.
The formula described in the post neutralizes trade deficit between trading partners (if any), and applies a 10% tariff if there is no deficit.
If we ignore the 10% minimum, there is probably not many other objective metrics a tariff could be based upon besides scaling it with trade deficit ratio
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>>1398090 oh it's a conspiracy, it's just happening in front of our faces
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>>1398016 We’re tariffing Penguins now.
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>>1398016 >In 2023, Norfolk Island exported US$655,000 (A$1.04m) worth of goods to the US, with its main export being US$413,000 (A$658,000) worth of leather footwear, according to Observatory of Economic Complexity data. >But George Plant, the administrator of Norfolk Island, disputed the data. He told the Guardian: “There are no known exports from Norfolk Island to the United States and no tariffs or known non-tariff trade barriers on goods coming to Norfolk Island.” WTF is going on here? Which one is correct?
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>>1398095 That is not the formula from the above x post tho.
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>>1398095 I can't believe we reelected a man who genuinely does not give a shit about running the country
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>>1398095 >>1398028 Not only do these two have slightly different formulas but they are still different then what the US trade department used
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>>1398086 It's even more wild that Democrats are asking chatgpt how the trump administration calculated tariffs, and then they are believing it
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>>1398099 you're pretty bad at your job. do they beat you?
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>>1398100 Maybe you should ask chatgpt, I'm sure it knows about my life. You could even write a blog post about me.
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>>1398101 sure, what's the name of your shill farm? i'll ask chatgpt about it for you
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>>1398104 I'm just laughing you faggots since you once again took the word of some rando on Twitter who himself took the word of chatgpt and you got btfo yet again
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>>1398109 your job seems pretty miserable, i doubt you're laughing
my big brane preases the inside of my skull & hurts me
my big brane preases the inside of my skull & hurts me Thu 03 Apr 2025 20:19:48 No. 1398115 Report Quoted By:
I heard an AI just did the calculations and put the tariffs into effect. This has all the signs of a real tech genius tn work........NOT!
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>>1398016 >Trump starts trade war with uninhabited island in Antarctica That's not the funniest part of this farce. Trump has imposed 10% tariffs on this place:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Indian_Ocean_Territory >Population >Non-permanent 2018 estimate >Increase c. 4,000 military personnel and contractors >Permanent 0 Where there are no civilian inhabitants, only US & UK military personnel.
I'm sure the former will love you for that Trumpy, as you're their Retard-in-Chief. How many US military personnel there voted for you late last year, and via the method you previously hated so much: mail-in ballots?
Imposing tariffs on not only countries that are close allies but parts of the world where there are only your own country's military, Trump. That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for you.
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>>1398116 They still love him. They get all of their news from Fox and Newsmax, who are already blaming Biden for the tariffs and inflation and stock market crash.
It doesn't have to be true, it just has to be announced by the media.
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>>1398016 Girls frontline wins again
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>>1398086 >Trump administration is controlling large tech companies and forcing them to agree with what he says >46% tariff imposed on Vietnam >a certain tech company investing heavily there I'm sure a member of the Trillion Dollar Company Club that is superior to that which made Elol rich - Tesla: at the bottom of that seven-member list - will agree with that, Trump.
A tech company worth nearly $2.5 trillion investing in Vietnam. Chinese? No. That company is NVidia: American.
Does that iPhone you use say 'Made in USA' on it, Donny-boy? All you MAGAtards in /news/: you know what you'll be admitting when so much as one component in your computers you use to post on /news/ say 'Made in China' on them.
But that's rightards all over: Hypocrisy is harwired into their already degenerate, inbred & inferior DNA. Those Cybertrucks: are the batteries made in America?
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>>1398098 Libshits btfo yet again
When will it stop!!?
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>>1398125 >Trump drops tariffs on so much as one country: or even a place that's uninhabited or consists solely of the military he's Retard-in-Chief of Rightards btfo yet again
When will it stop?!
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>>1398098 Funny how quick this thread died once libshits realized they were spouting fake news that was literally generated on chatgpt
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>>1398194 Funny how quick this thread died once rightards realized how their fake fuhrer will fold like a lawn chair if he drops so much as one tariff imposed on a country
>British Indian Ocean Territory >0 permanent residents >only US military personnel the world's first case of economic friendly fire
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>>1398016 >Heard Island and McDonald Islands, which form an external territory of Australia Which means it is a tariff against Australia. Everyone got a default 10%. You fags aren't smart.
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>>1398308 Australia already appears on the list. The island group is listed separately. You are wrong. You will never live this down.
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>>1398097 Right wingers haven't been interested in running the country since bush's 2nd term, they were so mad that Obama got elected all they've wanted since then is to destroy our nation
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>>1398323 The only ones who care about identity politics is The Left.
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>>1398414 Yeah this is pretty damn true. There are hardcore racists on the right, but now there's a bunch on the left too, and for some weird reason it became a mainstream leftist position to purposely push for systematic discrimination against whites rather than trying to "level the playing field" using fairer metrics such as income or economic background
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>>1398323 They don't want to run the country, they want to rule it.
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>>1398418 >mainstream leftist position to purposely push for systematic discrimination against whites the retard is still repeating it
lmao
maybe if it was even remotely true
hint: you're being told you're a useless faggot because you're actually a useless faggot.
thats not discrimination
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>>1398421 Wow, angry much? lmao.
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>>1398421 It has been for a while. How many times did you ask, "Define CRT"?
Short memory?
And holding back whites to enrich browns with "best and brownest" policies is retarded in general. Non-racists should be horrified.
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>>1398437 >Define CRT Old televisions that should be dropped on rightards' heads from a very great height until they stop having wrong opinions.
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>>1398441 >Resorts to terroristic threats of violence How many Teslas have you firebombed so far this week?
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>>1398446 As long as nobody is in them the car arson is fine by me.
Also, is anybody keeping track of RFK Jr’s antics?! He’s pretty dangerous out there unintended.
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>>1398446 >Teslas are bristling with cameras Why isn't there a single frame of footage to prove any of these 'acts of terrorism'?
>unlike other EVs, Teslas require software updates that can't be prevented from happening Nissan don't have a problem with Leaf owners fitting third party battery packs. Tesla brick any of their vehicles fitted with a third party battery pack. Tesla can program their cars to do anything, and there's nothing the owners can do about it, certainly without their knowledge.
>anyone who so much as commits thoughtcrime against their orange god or Elol receive death threats https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/06/us-judges-threats-trump-musk https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/mar/12/ayo-edebiri-got-insane-death-threats-after-elon-musk-shared-fake-report-about-pirates-of-the-caribbean-casting Rightards resort to terroristic threats of violence
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>>1398455 >Why isn't there a single frame of footage to prove any of these 'acts of terrorism'? Are you retarded? There have been.
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>>1398447 >As long as nobody is in them the car arson is fine by me. Well of course, you want them out of the car so that you can smash their head open yourself with antiquated electronics
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>>1398455 >Why isn't there a single frame of footage to prove any of these 'acts of terrorism'? There is, it just seems otherwise because none of the comrades on your 'cord ever share it with the rest of the revolutionaries
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>>1398460 is this another one of your fetishes?
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>>1398455 >Rightards resort to terroristic threats of violence That's never been the standard.
The standard throughout history is "the left" commits acts of terrorism. The right gets pissed and organizes then executes the terrorists.
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>>1398458 is retarded. there hasn't been>>1398461 there isn't>>1398460 Well of course, you want them in the car so they can be roasted in one of Elol's ovens before their faces are served up to leopards. While those in non-Tesla EVs pass by, experiencing schadenfreude.
>>1398464 Threats is still terrorism, or rightards wouldn't allow violent thoughtcrime - thus wrong opinions - to exist in their single brain cell. But then, if they never allowed wrong opinions to exist in their minds, they wouldn't be rightards.
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>>1398482 >there hasn't been Except in the news, on youtube, and via the tesla cams.
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>>1398484 Except there hasn't
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>>1398485 That is certainly an opinion.
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>>1398488 Facts are better than the opinions of Elol ballwashers
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Damn Trump is smart. I thought I could get away with selling penguin eggs as machine lubricant to dodge taxes, but he has ruined my whole business model!