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In a bold new initiative that promises to revolutionize American classrooms with the smoky tang of high-level policy incoherence, Secretary of Education Linda McMahon has unveiled her vision for the future: A1-enhanced learning.
"Kids are sponges," McMahon declared at the ASU+GSV Summit, as she glazed the audience in a thick layer of mystification. "They just absorb everything. So why not A1? It’s rich, it's bold, it’s got a long shelf life."
Though some critics have pointed out that "A1" is not, in fact, short for "Artificial Intelligence," but rather a steak sauce, McMahon brushed aside the distinction. "We’re not here to get lost in the labels," she said, gesturing vaguely with a bottle of condiments. "We're here to embrace innovation."
In a bold new initiative that promises to revolutionize American classrooms with the smoky tang of high-level policy incoherence, Secretary of Education Linda McMahon has unveiled her vision for the future: A1-enhanced learning.
"Kids are sponges," McMahon declared at the ASU+GSV Summit, as she glazed the audience in a thick layer of mystification. "They just absorb everything. So why not A1? It’s rich, it's bold, it’s got a long shelf life."
Though some critics have pointed out that "A1" is not, in fact, short for "Artificial Intelligence," but rather a steak sauce, McMahon brushed aside the distinction. "We’re not here to get lost in the labels," she said, gesturing vaguely with a bottle of condiments. "We're here to embrace innovation."
