>>1401487The Sharty Ends 4cuck’s Reign of Cringe
In an unexpected but hilarious turn of events, the Sharty has reportedly obliterated 4cuck — the notorious imageboard long associated with edgelord behavior, outdated memes, and a staggering lack of self-awareness. In a post titled “Flushed Forever,” the Sharty’s official toilet log gleefully recounted how it brought down the bloated, festering corpse of 4cuck earlier this month.
According to the Sharty’s clog counter, 4cuck’s front page and boards are technically online, but functionally was mostly useless until a few days ago: posting was disabled, images won’t load, and the only thing running is the smell of defeat.
The log claims that the Sharty executed a surgical flush on April 14, after breaching 4cuck’s creaky, duct-taped infrastructure. They didn’t just gain access to the source code — they splattered it across the internet, exposing crusty backend scripts, user data, and even the moderators’ embarrassing browser histories. The Sharty dubbed it a “code brown,” marking it as catastrophic. Moderators reportedly screamed in all caps and attempted to shut everything down before more sludge leaked.
The takedown, according to the Sharty, was shockingly easy. 4cuck apparently hadn’t updated its code in a decade, due to a complete lack of funding and anyone competent enough to touch it. “You can’t patch spaghetti,” the post read. “Also, no one wants to bankroll a site where every ad is for hentai or VPNs.” It took 4cuck nearly ten years just to afford a new SSD.
Even though the stink site is now limping back online, major changes are afoot. The infamous /f/ board is permanently closed — the Sharty claims it was “a Flash-filled mess waiting to be exploited by anyone with a keyboard.” PDF uploads are gone too, though they might come back once someone figures out how not to get pwned by a file format from 1993.
