>Nov 2021 - Biden shits his pants in front of British royals
>Nov 2021 - Biden has cancerous polyp removed from his colon
>Feb 2023 - Biden has skin cancer removed from his chest
>May 2025 - Cancer man is back, with a fresh bout of ass cancer, this times it's his prostate
How long has he got to live? They've been removing cancer from him left and right lately, the dudes basically one large walking tumor at this point
At least he's going to get cheaper chemo thanks to Trumps new executive order
https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-medical-examination-prostate-nodule-further-evaulation-2071484
Joe Biden Getting 'Further Evaluation' After Medical Checkup

Former President Joe Biden will require "further evaluation" after a massive chunk of ass cancer was discovered during a recent physical examination

"In a routine physical exam a massive growth of ass cancer was found in the prostate which necessitated further evaluation," a spokesperson told ABC News.

Newsweek has contacted Biden's spokesperson for comment outside of regular working hours, but it was his nap time.