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> https://nypost.com/2025/12/06/us-news/gavin-newsom-roasted-for-bizarre-reaction-post-to-viral-testicle-crushing-sitting-pose/

California Gov. Gavin Newsom was roasted online for his bizarre AI-created reaction to being called out by The Post for sitting in a testicle-crushing pose during an interview.

Newsom’s press office took to X Friday to try and deflect from the many masculinity-mocking pol-watchers with a doctored image of the governor in an even more compromising yoga-style pose on stage at The New York Times Dealbook Summit.

“Democracy requires flexibility,” the tone-deaf Governor Newsom Press Office wrote in a caption to the post.

The strange attempt at humor fell flat with X-users who were aghast at the extra eyeful of Gavin.

“They…Posted this?” Mark Mitchell from Rasmussen Report wrote.

“In a moment of rare honesty, Gavin Newsom replicates the position of his typical California citizen as he prepares to tax them up the a– even more,” user Viva Frei wrote in a comment.

“This isn’t a parody account,” another ironically wrote.

“Self-depricating humor doesn’t work with Gavin Newsom. He’s too narcissistic,” user Maze wrote.

“What the f–k are we doing in this country?” another X user lamented.

The cringe post and strange pose further inspired dozens of memes mocking the presumed 2028 presidential hopeful for displaying his apparently-flat undercarriage.

The Post initially busted Newsom’s balls on Dec. 4 when he chose to cross his legs knee-over-knee while discussing National Guard policies with Andrew Sorkin of The New York Times.

“I have never seen a man crush his testicles harder than this dude,” X user BoredElonMusk tweeted, along with footage of the discussion Wednesday.