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Joe Biden shits pants again

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 18:03:59 No.957156 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>957158 >>957200 >>957215 >>957247 >>957332

https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/07/joe-biden-farted-close-to-camilla-and-she-cant-stop-talking-about-it-15559289/
https://www.thenews.com.pk/amp/906835-when-joe-biden-let-loose-a-long-loud-fart-in-front-of-camilla
https://www.the-sun.com/news/4015579/camilla-joe-biden-breaking-wind-cop26-chat/
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/7964352/camilla-joe-biden-fart-cop26-chat-glasgow/
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2021/11/07/lets-rip-brandon-camilla-hasnt-stopped-talking-about-biden-emitting-a-little-natural-gas-at-climate-summit-report-1159592/
Biden probably shit his pants again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 18:09:39 No.957158 Report

Quoted By: >>957176

>>957156
Cropdusting royals is the best thing he’s done in his entire career

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 19:11:18 No.957176 Report

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>>957158
BRRAAAAAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 21:20:09 No.957200 Report

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>>957156
typical shart in the mart. that's amerimutts in a nutshell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 21:20:32 No.957201 Report

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We have an absolute shit MSM because when they feed us absolute shit, you eat it up.

Look at you, OP. This is really weak. Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 21:26:48 No.957204 Report

Quoted By: >>957215

Biden:
>Nghh ooh my, I hope those aren't stairs, I hate stair- *BRRAAAAAP*
>Oh my, excuse me, I've just -*PFFFFT* I mean I *BRAP* my I just don't know what came - *BRRAAAAAP*
> Oh good lawd I don't think I can make it up the stairs to the *PFFFFT* *BRRAAAAAP* oh geez I just pooped my pants again I've got to- *PFFFFFTTTT BRRRRRAAAAP PFFFFFTTTT*
>Oh no it's all brown and running down my leg I'll just run up the stairs to the bathroom I've got to -*BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP* oh crap! I'm falling down the stairs again goldunnit!!
>Oh geez there's crap everywhere! It's all over my legs and my shoes! Oh no it's coming again.. *BRRRAppp PFFFTTTT*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 22:10:48 No.957215 Report

Quoted By: >>957219 >>957236

>>957156
>>957204
>obsessed with biden's ass
Like you were obsessed with trump's dick. Cuckservatives, amirite?
>Sadly, yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 22:25:38 No.957219 Report

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>>957215
Is it really too much to ask to have a leader that can walk upstairs without falling over, not get lost at events, and not crap his pants when hes representing our country at world events?

I really feel like I'm not asking for a whole lot here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 23:16:17 No.957236 Report

Quoted By: >>957248

>>957215
Trump didn't dronestrike civilians, he didn't make the cages Biden created nor did he crap his pants forget his kid's name or almost die from a breeze of wind. But ya lets pretend they're remotely comparable fcking retard regressive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 23:27:11 No.957245 Report

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old farts fart

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 23:44:23 No.957247 Report

Quoted By: >>957249

>>957156
I'll tell you one thing. It's incredibly comfy to have a president where the biggest scandal of the month is that maybe he farted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 23:46:30 No.957248 Report

Quoted By: >>957268

>>957236
>Trump didn't dronestrike civilians
Dozens of civilians in Yemen would strongly disagree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 23:46:54 No.957249 Report

Quoted By: >>957408

>>957247
Well yeah, the scandals this time aren't being made up by the same mainstream outrage factories.
This is foreign media telling us something happened, rather than domestic media making up their own stories and reporting them as fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 00:11:59 No.957256 Report

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There's stupid, then there's "I'm a Democrat voter who supports Joe Biden" special kind of stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 01:03:44 No.957268 Report

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>>957248
What president in the last 20 years hasn't exploded civilians with drone strikes though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 01:50:29 No.957276 Report

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I wish trump would have farted all over that family. I think this should be a new presidential thing, where our president just farts all over the royal family and shits themselves in front of the pope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 01:52:35 No.957277 Report

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God is speaking through Biden's sphincter:

1. He makes it clear what he thinks of the freemasonic "get-ya-vaxx" usurper Pope by having Biden shit himself in the audience with him.

2. He makes it clear what he thinks of the British Royal Family, and their support of the climate hoax, by having Biden drop a loud and long one right under Camilla's nose.

Honestly, there is some kind of divine beauty to all of what is going on. God is speaking through the sphincter of the Leader of the Free World.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 04:47:59 No.957324 Report

Quoted By: >>957326

Now, nobody can ever claim that Biden is less American than Trump.
Biden is literally our commander of shart in mart, craps his pants in front of others and is so out of shape he can't walk up stairs

Truly the best American president nobody ever voted for

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 04:53:22 No.957326 Report

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>>957324
What is he the best at anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 05:06:14 No.957332 Report

Quoted By: >>957370

>>957156

LITERALLY SHITLER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 06:22:58 No.957370 Report

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>>957332
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 11:38:56 No.957408 Report

Quoted By: >>957410

>>957249
>the scandals this time aren't being made up by the same mainstream outrage factories
>OP posted links to 3 british tabloid outrage factories, a fake news site from pakistan, and "bizpacreview".
Are you a bot? Do you completely lack self awareness? How in the fuck do you not notice these things before you post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:01:05 No.957410 Report

Quoted By: >>957411

>>957408
Pretty sure the catastrophic pullout in afghan, inflation, rising energy costs, rising housing costs, exploding crime rates, willfully and knowing making unconstitutional orders via the executive, and the absolute shit-show on the border aren't the musings of tabloids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:10:34 No.957411 Report

Quoted By: >>957418

>>957410
Good right wing talking points. I hope Americans for Prosperity is paying you well to copypaste them here. If I didn't know better I would swear it's almost like you genuinely think all of those problems you listen began on January 20th.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:25:11 No.957418 Report

Quoted By: >>957422

>>957411
Dismissing everything you don't like as "talking points" is not very convincing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:28:42 No.957422 Report

Quoted By: >>957430

>>957418
I'm dismissing just your thinktank issued talking points, not "everything I don't like", and I'm not trying to convince you of anything. Whether you or I believe it or not isn't going to stop it from happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:38:30 No.957430 Report

Quoted By: >>957431

>>957422
>It's impossible that these could be organically held concerns. No! It the work of nebulous think tanks!
Biden's approval just dropped to 38%, are the 62% of Americans who disapprove of him all paid by think-tanks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:39:41 No.957431 Report

Quoted By: >>957435

>>957430
not so fast
>>957413
It turns out when the GOP is running multiple wife abusers then the chances of winning back the senate aren't as high as some people thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:41:13 No.957435 Report

Quoted By: >>957438 >>957441

>>957431
>Not so fast I have an article that says something!
Good for you. Biden is at 38%, Obama was at over 50% in 2010. Do the math.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:45:19 No.957438 Report

Quoted By: >>957445

>>957435
Ahh so Biden is now at the number Trump was at for most of his presidency. Got it. (I'm going to ignore for a moment that you're probably using a Rassmussen poll or some other disingenuous republican source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:47:06 No.957441 Report

Quoted By: >>957446

>>957435
>casually dismissing spousal abuse
Good luck with that strategy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:49:30 No.957445 Report

Quoted By: >>957451

>>957438
>Aww so Biden is now at the number Trump was
And how did that work out for Trump in 2018?

>Ree Rasmussen!
Kek, no. USA Today/Suffolk.

You pretend to be politically informed yet you don't check RCP on a Friday from the weekly polls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 12:50:32 No.957446 Report

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>>957441
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:05:53 No.957451 Report

Quoted By: >>957455

>>957445
>USA Today/Suffolk
The problem with Suffolk, and what makes them not as reliable as say, Gallup, is that they only sample "likely" voters, and they get to decide who is "likely" by unknown means. That said, I know you don't care either way as long as you get to kneejerk.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:13:27 No.957455 Report

Quoted By: >>957459

>>957451
Incorrect. They poll Registered Voters. Gallup polls a completely random sample with no adjustment for likely or even registered voters.

Do your fucking homework before you start flapping your fat fingers across the keyboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:22:53 No.957459 Report

Quoted By: >>957464 >>957467

>>957455
I did do my homework which is how I know how wrong you are.
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/pollster-ratings/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:27:25 No.957464 Report

Quoted By: >>957467 >>957470

>>957459
>Fivethirty8
Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.

You realise that the polls in question are posted in RCP as are their methodology. Holy shit you saw the poll I cited and googled "problems with..." and regurgitated without even looking at the source material.

Magnificent self own anon, truly, magnificent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:29:14 No.957467 Report

Quoted By: >>957469

>>957459
>>957464
Now the question is a simple one.

Are you going to stop pretending to know what you are talking about or am I going to have to start posting the methodology from the polls in question?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:31:44 No.957469 Report

Quoted By: >>957472

>>957467
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/10/how-scientific-are-donald-trumps-favorite-polls/452010/
>The day before Trump’s tweet, Suffolk released a poll of New Hampshire Republican presidential-primary voters. That poll surveyed 500 “likely” Republican primary voters through live telephone interviews. The voters were reached on both cell phones and landlines.

>Redlawsk says he thinks that the Suffolk poll is “a good, solid poll.”

>“The evidence is that their polling is methodologically reasonable,” Redlawsk says. “They make the kind of methodological choices one should make.”

>However, professor Cliff Zukin, who teaches public policy and political science—also at Rutgers—had problems with the way that Suffolk decided which participants were “likely” to vote in the election.

>“Eighty-nine percent passed through their screen as a likely participant in the Republican primary. Laughable,” Zukin told National Journal in an email. “At least two times too high, based on historical (high) turnout of about 40 percent.”

>FiveThirtyEight gave the Suffolk poll a B rating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:33:04 No.957470 Report

Quoted By: >>957476

>>957464
RCP is a right wing opinion and polling aggregator and I don't know why you keep namedropping them like they do polling themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:34:39 No.957472 Report

Quoted By: >>957532

>>957469
It's not October of 2015 anymore, dipshit. It's November of 2021.
>The poll of 1,000 registered voters, taken by landline and cellphone, has a margin of error of plus or minus 3.1 percentage points.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/11/07/biden-approval-falls-38-midterms-loom-usa-today-suffolk-poll/6320098001/

Blown. The. Fuck. Out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 13:37:29 No.957476 Report

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>>957470
>I don't know why you keep dropping a polling aggregator when talking about polling.
>A news aggregator is right wing!
Vox and salon and the guardian are right wing? Cuz they get articles in the aggregation near daily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 15:48:37 No.957532 Report

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>>957472
>Blown. The. Fuck. Out.
In more ways than one it would seem, because I thought you were making a fart joke

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