In Ontario we have the OPP and the MNR/forest jannies. The jannies usually work in the more northern parts of the province, but you will see them down south here and there. I run into the opp more often though as I am located more south.
>be me
>go shooting out with the boys one beautiful Saturday morning
>park company truck on a rough patch of clearing apart of the crownland/blm land/public land
>it's my company so it's all good
>the crownland is in the middle of nowhere, the nearest dwelling of any kind is 15+ km away
>see another parked car there, some Subaru outback
>can make out urbanite boomer couple trying to sleep in the front seats
>trek deep innawoods, make sure to start shooting when we are a ways in to not piss off couple
>avoid all trails and roughneck straight through brush
>shoot
>shoot a lot of boolets
>mangle the hell out of steel targets
>reloading magazines
>get a call from my receptionist
>tells me the cops called her stating that our company truck might have been stolen and is spotted in a clearing at our location
>asks me if it's OK if she can give them my number
>sure
>minute later get a call
>hey anon we got a report of shots fired and just came to investigate, we noticed a company pickup in the clearing, is everything OK?
>Yes
>alright, what are you guys doing in there, just target shooting?
>Yes
>OK that's fine, do you have your PALs with you (possession and acquisition license)
>Yes
>OK, since we can't go up to you ourselves, do you mind sending us a picture of your PALs?
>sure, OK
>send PAL
>OK have a good one, stay safe!!
>Yes
>continue shooting for the rest of the day well into the night
>get back and the Subaru niggers are gone
>go out to harveys and enjoy
On that specific part of the forest we were lucky the trails were heavily fucked by dirtbikers and ATVers going 80km/hr. regular OPP suburbans wouldn't have made it in. Otherwise I never have a problem and never encountered them since. Still go shooting there.
