>>2795285Women are dumb. I was hiking in Tucson once and a college girl jumped up and accosted me, holding out her empty nalgene and her little filter pump. "Do you have any water to spare? All my sources are dry." No you dumb cunt I don't have any fucking water to spare I'm two miles in on a ten mile hike, if I give you my water then I might as well just walk back to the car and go home. Why don't you just walk to the fucking parking and drive home instead?
Instead of saying my thoughts I explained that the reason she was able to sit in the shade of a grove of trees to accost people was that there was a stream about 30 feet away and you can literally hear the water as it goes over a cliff down to Seven Falls. The name of that grove of trees? Sycamore RESERVOIR. And then everybody clapped.
Imagine sitting in the shade under a group of trees in the middle of the desert crying about not having any water as a merry stream flows over a lovely waterfall a stone's throw away.
