>>2856598Most people who hike the big trails are fake and gay, which sucks because it's a healthy hobby. Of course I did the CT, so that might be the gayest trail of all. Hopefully the PCT is not so fake and gay, I fucking hate Colorado and will never return to that corporate gay shit hole.
>>2856606A very unique response to this post, never before have I heard of this sentiment, long ago it was foretold a man like you would say something like this in an \out\ thread, and now, the day has finally come. Tidal waves of originality and hilarity are washing over me, I'm so glad you decided to go through with it, I never would have heard a reply like this in all my hours of browsing the Chan.
You sir are a God amongst Anonymous men, though I reckon you are used to such a role given your frequent visits to the local bathhouse. Legend, never die, ever, champion, I love you, but not in a bathhouse kind of way, sorry.