>>534809> mah unique mesh suspension system thoThus all other backpacks are worthless and thus this backpack is the new definition for backpacks.
Sadly, next week another marketing-ruse will claim that your gimmicky backpack is oldworld and the progressives of the world need to move on to the new backpack standard, because the new Flextreck30000® has a TranswarpCoiled© Powerstripe™ cheststrap that redefines backpacks entirely because it's made of -GASP- even meshier mesh!
