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For the true camping cooking experience, all you need is a single cast iron and a couple metal skewers.
>arrive in the early afternoon
>crack open a cold beer from the drink cooler
>set up the tent while wife gathers nearby firewood
>inspect firewood while wife relaxes in camping chair
>turn on the radio to the nearest rock n' roll station
>get handsy and have sex in the tent to AC/DC
>both go take a piss in the stinky vault toilets
>now we're hungry
>roast hot dogs while wife preps the buns and condiments
>have another beer
>leave campsite with rock n' roll station still running
>go on a hike on a marked trail, turn back once wife's knees hurt
>getting a little dark now, time for dinner
>do a couple one-hits each
>grill burgers while wife preps the buns and condiments
>have a couple pops, wife drinks her diet
>walk down to the nearby water and watch the light fade
>now it's dark
>do a couple more one-hits
>make and eat s'mores
>now we're tired
>get dick sucked in tent and fall asleep
>wake up
>leave campsite with all our trash
