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Enjoy your
>daily fume inhalation
>chance of rodent shit giving you deadly illnesses
>constant money hemorrhage for repairs
>sedentary lifestyle driving around looking for spots
>lack of critical REM sleep long term from your brain in self defence mode in new, unfamiliar area (you can't control this, it's why militaries have safe barracks instead of permanent field exercises and why nomadic tribes travel in safe groups and settle for whole seasons at a time in huge caves, yurts and tipis)
>hunched posture from low roof (subconsciously you stoop all the time even if it's tall enough)
>massive timesink decking it out
>everything smelling of farts
>all the good vans being bought by hipster millenials
>inability to have a longterm relationship (try living in a box with someone for more than a week)
>kids? hahaha
>No room for hobbies or a second, practical vehicle
>10MPG and awkward parking every time you want to drive to the shops
>if you're in Europe, niggers and arabs have learned about the #vanlife and will pump sleeping gas, use pneumatic drills or just break in with a knife to rob you, or just smash your van as they walk past
>isolated life
>everything smells of farts
>everything gets dirty
>WHAT THE FUCK I'M SICK OF BEING IN THIS ROOM >can't leave, you're in the middle of nowhere/stealthing in a carpark or residential road/it's raining/high crime area
>can't have a dog unless it enjoys small spaces and you enjoy dogfarts
>still have to pay tax for residential vehicle in lots of countries
Most people forget that the "van down by the river" also comes with the "down by the river". Being on the road long term sucks. Buy a camper van trailer and a parcel of land and live your NEETdreams or whatever while you build up to getting a serious house and property where you can grow your own food, have mates round and eventually have lots of babbies
You know I'm right. Look how many #vanlifers quit, or just use them at the weekend, fulltimers all look tired w/ shit posture
