>>432606okie doke
backstory: i spent many a summer of my childhood at YMCA camps going camping and stuff for extended periods of time
>inb4 YMCA is shitfuck you, not in my day
>be 11-12>on canoeing trip along namekagon and st. croix river in wisconsin/minnesota border>been on the river for a few days, getting settled into camp life>wake up early one morning to take a shit>dig hole in ground like a good camper>as i'm squatting, eat raspberries from surrounding bushes >hear rustling in bushes>big black bear pokes its head through the bushes>sees me taking a shit>literally shitting in fear>looks confused, turns around to eat some more berries and meanders off>wipe, pull up pants and run back to campsite>mfw i could have died while shittingnot really paranormal, but holy fuck bears are scary
i'll post a spookier one next
