>>1576436>yeah bro, let me make your pull tab out of very cheap grade aluminum mixed with other softer metals to make this possible—look! you can even pull it apart. OMG. DUDE THIS IS A FEATURE. TRUST US. YOU CAN FRICKIN FISH WITH IT! *falls apart in your drink*
*piece rips apart your GI track*
nothin personal, kid.
*cheap alloy oxidizes and incurs the growth of Clostridium tetani and you cut your lip off it and get tetanus*
heh, nothin personal, kid.
*accidentally swallow a fragment after brushing your can against some tool and a piece gets lodged in your duodenum where it leaches chink-tier levels of lead impurities for the next few years*
BWHAHAHAHA, I SAID NOTHIN. PERSONAL KID.
