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>few months ago
>look out into sprawling backyard
>massive fucking turkey
>DEFCON 1
>grab 12ga coach gun, loaded w/ 3in mags
>walk out door
>start walking towards turkey
turkey totally obliviously
>10 feet away, the fuck I thought they had great situational awareness
looks up
>BOOM MOTHERFUCKER
drops on the spot
>Shaking, feel kind of bad, first kill
Until I fried that fucker up, tasty as fuck