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Not sure if this counts
>be me
>anglo
>grew up in rural AOB
>have always loved a solo hike and camp
>moved to a coastal smallish city
>family man now
>now take my two young lads with me fairly often just for a hike and overnight or whatever
>Mrs anon: "you guys have so much fun I wish i could join in and share your interests"
>leaveusthefuckalone.jpg
>"well, maybe come on a little walk with us"
>(Mrs anon is pretty, likes clothes, make up and doing her hair etc)
>"please anon, I know I'd love it and wouldn't be in the way"
>"sorry but it's important we have something together just as lads"
>mentioned it a couple of times more but I diverted
>3 weeks pass
>Mrs: "anon, I booked us a trip. You're going to love it"
>please no
>"it's a campsite not far from here, they have fire pits and you get to sleep in a tent"
>soundsfuckinggay.mp3
>"ok Mrs anon, sounds nice. Let's do it"
>she buys all funny meme stuff. Solar powered shower and shit like that even though they have showers there.
>gets all excited, quite cute actually
>fuck it, I'm looking forward to it
>pack the car up, lads are up for it. Bring the baby too, she's only 1
>pitch the big 8 man
>big pre arranged sites in a well mowed sterile field
>loads of single mums with kids there
>sit down and get the fire going
>look to my left to the next camp along
>see pic related
>most depressing shit I've ever seen
>Mrs anon: "it's so nice being out in the wild isn't it"
