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>going /out/ this weekend
>shit, I'm in bear country
>lucky me, my great grandpappy gave me a super secret technique
>the day of I break out the sacred tube
>I start under the nails, and just keep going until I don't have any more glue
>the epoxy hardens instantly
>so do I
>my rock hard glue claws will protect me
>proudly march out into the woods, claws and raging erection guiding my way
>the bearfucker has been born
>there arent bears in those woods anymore.
Thanks grandpa.
