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> be 14 year-old boy scout
> hiking philmont
> having a blast
> careful about ticks
> wake up one morning
> peenor kind of sore
> take a leak
> look down
> fat, bloated tick buried in the top of my shaft
> horror_beyond_words.jpg
> too embarrassed to tell anyone
> go deeper into woods
> scout bravery: engaged
> roll up handkerchief, bite on it to suppress pain
> sterilize tweezer under match flame
> shake out match, bring ember close to cock-tick
> "oh god oh god"
> touch ember to tick
> thing squirms, PUSHES DEEPER INTO COCK
> bite harder on handkerchief
> strike second match
> this time MASH ember on tick
> circumcision-tier pain
> force myself to SLOWLY pull tick out with tweezers
> penis has swollen red bump
> also burned
> bandage with neosporin + bandaid
> put on pants
> return to camp
> never speak of it to anyone
it's one of the most disgusting, painful, proudest moments of my life.
