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>be me innawoods with qt gf
>1st night of camping
>gf won't stop bitching about the bugs, being tired, the heat, the everything
>she can't sleep because bugs
>I cannot sleep because she cannot sleep
>leave tent, go for a smoke
>hear a rustling in the woods not far
>gulp, take flashlight and decide to check it out
>hear a faint bleating
>see a doe laying in a soft clearing
>she looks me in the eye and presents to me, never breaking eye contact
>I feel a strong desire and cannot resist
>gently mount the doe, who releases a soft bleat
>gf finds us and screams, bitches, and sobs while I continue mating with deer
>I just keep going
>gf continues to screech and I look her in the eye as I coom
>after I exit her, the doe shakes a little, but doesn't move, looking me in the eye again
>old gf now gone
>proceed to cuddle with new doe gf
