>>14880901 years food supply prepared by non-other than Guy Fieri
a fine prebuilt and furnished house
a hot virginal Asian chick
abortion kit
a second hot virginal Asian chick
a 500 gallon tank of Bourbon
1911 .45ACP, loaded in case the chicks mouth off
The entire Seinfeld series on DVD
10 lbs of meth (i'll make my own pipe)
Printed nudes of OPs mom
This is pretty much my life anyways, so this is easy. I also get bonus points since I'm a nudist and don't need clothes