>>232662I have a habit. In summer I always make sure to shit at night and after using TP I clean my ass in the river/lake with my hand
I have a story involving it:
>be last summer>after after my daily shit, perform the aformentioned>naked in the river>washing my ass in the warm night. >perfect view of the mountains in front of me (pic related)>Better than a bidet>suddenly a huge "dirt" cloud arises from behind the mountain, enframing it and heading towards the camping.>"its just wind and sand" i think>see huge wall of "sand" advancing coming over the lake at huge speed.>something smells funny>ITS THE FUCKING VOLCANO>got out of the water naked>theres a girl with his bf passing by>they see my penis>get my towel and walk away with shame>get to the camping>my friends loose it completely their asses off when they see me arrive half naked and wet in the middle of an ashes storm.pic releted: that was the place
