>>951139>Be me.>Saltwater fisherman.>It's a beautiful day to do some fishing.>Grab my memecaster, lures, drive to the beach.>Inhale the salt air of freedom and begin to get slightly erect.>Throw a white zoom fluke out and catch a massive snook on the first cast.>Cast again and hook a 40lb striper. High five the striper and let it go.>Fish for another hour, catch a Tarpon, Lauri Rapala's ghost appears and personally congratulates me on being an outstanding fisherman.>Driving home, stop for a snack.>See a freshwater fisherman and his GF at a canal across the street.>Decide to stroll over and convert them to the superior form of fishing.>They look away and the guy mutters something about crowds of minorities.>I have sex with his GF right there on the side of the canal. she comes multiple times.>Head back to my car and finish driving home.Don't believe this guy, Saltwater fishing really is as good as it looks, maybe even better.
