>>2561540>Yesyeah fucker right you guys are the worst and you should stick to watching tv
>go /out/ for three days with some american exchange students five years back that you met in the university>also have a dog trained for being /out/ so basically a hunting dog>amerifags start asking how in seven hells you don't keep it on a leash because it can run away>tell them about the dog's training and demonstrate some of its abilities>yeah whatever anon this is dangerous for other people because in muh america dogs kill even babies>an hour into the walking hear one of amerifags talking that he has to take a shit>he goes into some bushes and comes back with shit in a plastic bag>look confused and ask what the fuck>yeah anon we don't want to litter haha the smell would freak out wild animals>ask him if he ever thought about burying the turd then>no haha then my shovel would get dirty>amerifag takes his shit and puts it in a plastic jar so he can throw it into a garbage bin when he sees one>two hours later turns out that the shit-collector's gf is on her period>starts freaking out about hygiene and takes the shitjar with her to throw in her used tampon>vampire teabag dispenser wants to take photos>every single one of them is her doing some stupid face near some cliff or whatever>take one photo because she asked>she complains that she is on the side and the view can actualy be seen>we find a camping site only to find out that they light a fucking fire with a zippo gasoline can>instead of mre they eat fucking cheeseburgers meant for microwaves>hear a male deer in the night because mating season>they start doing a sound similar to the deer>tell them to shut up or wrestle a testosterone-filled deer without me or my dog who started to freak out only when they wanted to be haha so silly>they keep talking the entire time the next day>talking is okay but not the entire time when you want to hear the birds and shitwould write more but it would be too long
