>>2671251>Woodland trousers>Mystery meat backpack>Thermarest padYeah, you're that weird guy that's pretending to be Milanese. You aren't gonna make it with 1000m of elevation.
>Instant noodlesCome on...
>Gatorade LMFAO
>CompassUnless you plan on doing navigation exercises, which I doubt, lose it.
>Massive gas canisterMy brother in Christ...
>should I bring a goretex jacket for better wind protection?A softshell is windproof. It might be too hot though.
>temperate weather boots (not waterproof and not be dry water resistant, very worn, about to order new winter boots but for now they’ll do)Goes to the Alps, brings that... LMFAO
>3x canned meatSee the Instant noodles point
>headlamp (full batteries)Make sure to only bring one.
>wet wipesThey better be biodegradable.
>foldable sawKEK
>it’s too small for winter shitIt's 56 liters. It isn't.
>I didn’t bring that much stuffYou did.
>will be a pain to get stuff in and out for sleepingIncompetence.
Your posts are always entertaining. I declare you the pet of this board.
Let me know if you advice about fixing your abomination of a pack list.