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Wisconsin lake anon from last night. Instead of drinking all night, waking up at 2pm and hitting the water, I decided to drink all night, and get up hungover at 6am and hit the water. Finally got my god damn fish. Two tiny ones, but I'm happy I finally pulled something besides salad out of the lake after three years. Tiny small mouth, and a tiny bluegill I ate for lunch. Going out to Walmart to get some pike tackle now. I will also now blog post every night before fishing, to satiate the fish gods and give me good luck.
Anyways, thanks for coming to my TedTalk.