>>1229788>Slip, fall a meter or two and gash yourself on a sharp rock>Can't just bandage it up because you were too cool to use a first aid kid>Blood is flowing too fast to congeal >You have to use one of your good shirts to form a shitty bandage thay doesn't really stop the bleeding anyways>Lose a lot of blood and start to feel faint >Collapse in the midday heat>Suddenly a gash that could be easily bandaged becomes a life threatening situation>All because you were too hardcore to bring along half a pound of bandages, wormskin, tweezers, glue, penicillin, painkillers, and ibuprofenI hope you end up winning a Darwin award
