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>>Camping at Dunns Swamp, NSW Australia
>>Forget to bring most of food, still have army rations, 3 bags of pistachios in the car
>>I Pig out on pistachios due to craving for salty foods, we had plenty of water anyway, didn't know they cause crippling diarrhea.
>>Kookaburra shits right onto my new camo hat then proceeds to laugh at me for an hour whilst I attempt to throw stuff at it and miss horribly because it's so damned high up.
>>Our axe broke, so we had to split a log of wood down the middle with a bowie knife, eventually giant huntsman runs up the arm of long haired barefoot guy cutting the wood. He uses rubbish "way of the yang" charm or whatever he worships and casually picks it up and puts it down.
So things looked like they were calming down.
>>Sitting at campfire
>>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>Some idiot threw his "empty" can of Lynx in the fire.
>>We all have burnt eyebrows and smoke and shit in our eyes.
After another hour of eating cans of SPAM and army rations, went to bed.
>>Trying to sleep that night at 1am
>>German Tourists are busy going JA JA JA BIER HER BIER HER ODOR ICH FALL UM JOCHE! HO HO HO HO HO and banging shit together, making noise, drinking and laughing until 3am.
>>They eventually go to bed, finally can relax.
>>Some wanker decides it's the right time to do his mating call and fires up a Harley right near our campsite, revs it for 20 minutes without actually driving it.
>>Sleep, wake up hour later icy cold, worst dehydration migraine ever, gut is like a balloon filled with water.
>>Stumble to camp pit toilet which smells like ass, spend 1 hour shitting.
>>Spend another hour with migraine in icy cold weather shivering and throwing toilet paper and other items into the embers trying to get fire to start
>>Eventually sleep
>>Wake up with shadow coming through of massive huntsman with legs spread out like it's about to take a shit on us.
