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> years back, deer hunting in Kalkaska County MI
> sitting in muh blind watching squirrels run around
> suddenly hear something big coming up behind me
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> it’s getting louder, snapping twigs and branches on the ground
> “hot damn, surely a big Boone & Crockett buck!”
> it’s getting closer, will walk right past my blind
> carefully pull out my S&W M610, get ready to headshot it
> its literally RIGHT NEXT TO ME! stomping on branches
> but where’s the deer?!
> look out the blind’s window
> huge ass porcupine waddling along not giving a single fuck
Then at lunch time some dumb ass kids over the ridge started shooting a stump with their shotguns and when my buddy I marched over there to bitch them out, they thought we were DNR coming to bust them and hightailed it out there, probably busting the old pan on their Suzuki Samurai as they bounced across the field…
