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>Be 11 year old me
>A friend and I messing about in the woods near my house
>Following some trail back home, just joking with each other and pretending to fight off hordes of orcs with sword-sticks
>Hear somebody about 30 feet behind us
>Look around
>He starts shouting things like "oi, y'fuckin' kids", "come 'ere y'cunts" and shit.
>We look at him kind of confused, we're quite used to mad people
>He draws a knife from under his belt and runs at us
>Friend and I run like fuck
>Eventually make it to town and he is STILL chasing us
>We end up hiding on top of a garage while he looks around, then leaves
That shit was terrifying.
