>>867651Once went on a sightseeing tower in the middle of the day. Touristy spot, but not many people around, non on the tower. It's seven levels high.
> So i go up.> 5th level i feel my guts rumbling.> I can hold it in.webm> At the top i realize: i can not hold it in. I have to poop.> HAVE TO POOP RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!> And it's not a solid log either, i can tell.> > So i get a trashbag out of my backpack and poop in it. fellsgoodman.jpeg> I make a knot and have a see through trashbag with a large lump of shit in my hands. proud.png> Time to enjoy the view.> > Hear noises.> Children, lauging. A family, chatting. They are climbing the tower.> Waht do? I'm not putting this into my backpack!> I swing the bag as far as i can, it makes horrible noise while it's falling and ripping and splashing shit everywehere, also steaming, so you can tell it's fresh.> Silence, laughing and chatter stopped. Scary silence. Eery.> Walk down, pokerface when i squeeze myself through the family.> They pokerface back, silently judgeing. 