>>2101622This is fucking shitting science right here.
will try this next time i need to shit in the woods, thanks anon.
>>2101030protip: squat but pull your trousers to your knees, not all the way down. or it's hard to avoid your trousers.
oh and for wiping find some non-allergenic leaves, i use bracken ferns, several leaves bundled up, best wipe i ever had.