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Tell her you know an old Indian trick for starting a fire. Spend 15 minutes carefully crafting the fire to be explaining the whole time the importance of fuel availability and oxygen flow. Then dump white gas on it and throw a match at it, enjoy the "woof" and laugh. Bonus points if you tell the how do you make a cat go woof joke. Later spit whiskey in the fire and give her a good boning.
