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>be inna literal dump
>exploring with a friend, looking for random shit
>friend tries to grab something, makes a bunch of shit loudly fall
>hear barking on my left
>friend fucking books it back to his car
>see a pit bull
>I like dogs
>get on my knee and say "here doggy"
>show the dog my hand, go through the whole song and dance
>start petting the dog
>random guy with a pistol in his hand rounds the corner
>sees his dog on it's back with a grown man kneeling over it
>angrily shouts "what the fuck are you doin to my dog?!"
>pic related
>starts running at me really fast
>sees me petting the dog
>he immediately calms down
>"We closed at 8, man"
>"Sorry"
>walk away