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>Teamleader and our instructor come to find us>"Team youve taken a while getting here">Yeah, no shit>"Do you want to call it a day">Yes please, dont make me hike with these lardies any mo->L and M and Sister state a desire to finish>Other members sort of mumble compliance>Fuck>Exmil instructor gives me and milbro a sympathetic look>Comes to me>"Anon whats you planned route">Show him on the map>"Thats nice, but try this route okay?.... It might be easier">Thank him>Instructor and Teamleader leave>We begin to advance>It takes 50 minutes to get L down the half-mile drop to the woods>P is trying to take charge all the way>Nearly hit her a few times for being retarded>We hit a style>5 minutes for the team to haul L over>Toss P over as an afterthought>Trail eases after that>But L and P have both walked further than ever before>Both are tired and need to stop to rest frequently>Both shuffle along at a speed reminiscent of glaciers>Another hour, another mile>More styles are encountered>More time wasted hauling two lardasses over>Finally coming to the end of the treck>Its been over 7 hours now>Everyone is hungry and fedup>come to a final fence>L screams as she has to be manhandled over again>I try to head up a short rise to get bearings>P instantly opens up with "You cant do that you cant leave the group I say so">Ignore her>From between two pillars of rock I see something that makes me weep with joy>Teamleader and both instructors heading up a track looking for us>Signal to them>Turns out they expected us hours ago>Together we walk to the end of the trail>Only satisfaction I can feel is finally having got out of that nightmare>Never have I hated a a hike more>Entire team gets congratulated on pulling through>Manage to avoid saying anything>"Oh and dont forget team, its your turn to cook tonight">Start screaming internallyThe cooking experience was just as bad but thats for another thread I think.
