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The last bubonic plague outbreak in my state was caused by an ROTC chick eating a squirrel she killed. We were all told that she had to for "training" but she wasn't actually instructed to do so, she just killed and ate the squirrel while everyone else ate MREs.
I kinda feel like she was supposed to be my wife. But i fell into the wrong timeline.
At least trump is president in this one.