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23 years ago my father gifted me a small potted cactus. He told me to put it somewhere near the crt monitor so it would "absorb radiation". A couple of months later I had to change the monitor and I completely forgot about the cactus. Apparently mom accidentally placed it in an inaccessible portion of another apartment. Some dudes had to perform maintenance on the building exterior and carried it to a common zone. What the fuck do I do about this? It's monstrous but I don't want to throw it straight into the trash and hurt someone. Is there a way to trim this down to a manageable size? If not, what's the best way to dispose of it?
