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>be inna middle school
>be walkan home from bus stop
>approaching shit eating dog owners house
>always barks and snarls at me even though its tiny (dunno the breed)
>hate it with the burning fury of 1000 suns
>crest hill by their house
>gate to their yard is open
>owners not home
>keep walking
>then see small shit eater charging tward gate
>comeatmenigger.jpg
>barking furiously
>its small so i just stand there and see what it will do
>runs up and bites my ankle
>kick it in the face
>it backs off but doesn't yip or anything
>turns around for another charge
>youdonegoofed.gif
>i am now pissed
>take off backpack and grab it by 1 strap
>must weigh 50 pounds cause i was lazy and didnt clean it out
>dog gets closer
>closer
>channel the fury of odin into my backpack
>overhead swing my backpack onto the little shit
>dog screeches in pain
>bring backpack down again
>and again
>and again
>dog fucked up bad, still breathing
>hardly moving
>Grab large rock
>look at little bloody shit
>empathy module not responding
>rock comes down
>horrible crunching noise
>ded
>dispose of corpse and rock in nearby ditch
>cover blood with dirt
>run home
>walk home in peace from then on
I got away with it, largely because my area is full of coyotes and missing pets are common. not first kill, but most interesting.
