>>2335100>>2335075>>2335060>>2335048Houston born and raised, the bayou keeps all of the normies and fags out because they’re terrified of the alligators.
If you wanna enjoy the /out/ life and not have to deal with a bunch of city losers, get a kayak, and don’t slap the water when you paddle unless you want to get your arm ripped off by one of the last living dinosaurs.