>>1294023>the occasional porpoisethey are the strongest fighting faggots and will ruin gears then will die of shock right in front of you. feels badman
>>1294212>combat fishing >snag king in the ass with spinner>russians russian errywhere>drag snagged salmon to the rocks>drunk russian gestures offers to unhook it>takes salmon puts it on his stringer>"ohgay thanks">5 minutes later game wardens show up>write up 20 russians for snagging>drunk russian smiles at me as he gets his ticket