>>2307653Hell yeah, murder turkeys. I went to primary school in FNQ where there was a gully full of the things next to the oval. Teaching little kids what to do in the event of a cassowary attack was part of the school curriculum. It's like "Stop, Drop & Roll" but just the "Drop" part. They can only gut things that are ~50cm off the ground and can't really stomp or peck you to death. Their chicks are so cute