>>2252459I can confirm every word of your post is gold
my sister goes camping every year with her partner with volkswagen transporter and my father sleeps in his delivery truck a week of every month when on a job.
I have more tips from my father:
>install hidden switch somewhere inside cabin so the car won't start if it's not flipped>when you park the car in shady area put some outdated car radio on your windshield to discourage thieves>when you leave your car in rich neighbourhoods put a piece of paper with telephone number printed. There's a chance angry Karen would call you first instead of police/traffic wardens to get your car towed 