>>867651>be underaged>get in car with friend to go to a party>meet up with some weirdos at a whataburger>lets go party>get to farm land cottage>we're all drinking and shit>everyone starts discussing their first gay experience>allofmynopes>go outside while they all sexual debauchery>letsgtfo.pdf>start walking down drive>it's cool only a hundred miles to get home, I'll be there withint 24hrs>big blonde "donkey" running through tall grass a little over 50 yards downhill in front of me>deadstopkickingupdust.gif>phone rings and it's muh bro>tell him blonde donkey is sketching me out and I'm trying to walk home>bro is like, get in the nearest car and go to sleep anon>alrightbro.32>bro calls closet fags and chews them out>I wake up when they butthurt drive me homeMFW "big blonde donkey" is urban kid talk for fucking mountain lion
MFW bro saved my life over the phone
MFW this is a real story
