>>967916Nah, you better bring a gau-8 to make sure the other bums fear your brrrrrt more than they need to take your shitstained sleeping bag.
In all honesty, you don't need a fucking thing. If you're gonna be a sperg and you've already decided the entire world is out to hurt you when you leave your front door then get a dog and a padlock in a sock. The dog can be had for free on Craigslist and a padlock and a sock will cost you all of 5 dollars.
Happy trails